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MEET DAVE.

CAVEMAN.

INFLUENCER.

OFFICIAL ENDORSER OF bEST OF THE BONE.

This is a story about Dave

MEET DAVE

Dave the Caveman is one of history's good guys.​

Unfiltered. Earnest. Caring. Dave is the forever optimist, always looking out for others, guiding them through life with his tens of thousands of years of acquired wisdom.​

Dave turns up when you least expect him. Usually in your kitchen. And always with Best of the Bone — 100% organic Australian bone broth, made the same way it's always been made. No shortcuts. No seed oils. No flavour 451.​

Dave is ageless. Since the dawn of humankind, he's seen empires and fads pass — celery juice, the Roman Empire, seed oils — but he's always remained Dave.​

Dave has been doing this since before "this" was a thing. He's not here to tell you what to do. He just knows what works.​

Hi, I'm Dave

Dave's Life

2.5 Million BC Born. 

No further details available.

Approx. 500,000 BC

Discovers bone broth by accident. Considers this his greatest achievement to date. Still does.

2,500 BC

Chinese medicuralists catch up. Dave is unsurprised. Takes no credit. Accepts all credit.

Sometime in the Middle Ages

Watches several empires rise and fall. Continues making bone broth. Notes that the empires that fell probably weren't drinking enough of it.

1990s — Things Get Weird:

Watches fat-free everything, SlimFast, and the celery juice diet come and go. Discovers the internet shortly after. Describes both as "a lot." Continues making bone broth. No notes.

2024

Gets TikTok. Realises he's been creating content for 300,000 years without monetising it. Signs with Best of the Bone immediately.

Right now

Living in East Melbourne with his housemate Harris. Harris's fridge is a problem. Dave is managing.

1000's of Happy Boneheads